Humor Friday

There are two things that are more difficult than making an after-dinner speech: climbing a wall which is leaning toward you and kissing a girl who is leaning away from you.

Churchill, Winston 2

— Winston Churchill


Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy.

Peale, Norman Vincent

— Norman Vincent Peale

Go Big

Make no little plans; they have no magic to stir men’s blood . . . make big plans; aim high in hope and work.

Burnham, Daniel American architect

— Daniel Burnham, American architect

Humor Friday

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

Nicholson, Jack

— Jack Nicholson

Define Your Purpose

Efforts and courage are not enough without purpose and direction.

Kennedy_John F

— John F. Kennedy


Let us, then, be up and doing,

     With a heart for any fate;

Still achieving, still pursuing,

     Learn to labor and to wait.

Longfellow, Henry Wadsworth

— Henry Wadsworth Longfellow


With integrity, you have nothing to fear, since you have nothing to hide. With integrity, you will do the right thing, so you will have no guilt.

Ziglar, Zig

— Zig Ziglar