Posts Tagged ‘humor’

Groucho Friday

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.

Marx, Groucho

—Groucho Marx

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Humor Friday

In Beverly Hills…they don’t throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.

Allen Woody in Annie Hall

—Woody Allen

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Humor Friday

War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography.

Bierce, Ambrose

—Ambrose Bierce

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Friday Humor

I’d like to live like a poor man—only with lots of money.

Picasso, Pablo

—Pablo Picasso

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A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.


—Robert Frost

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Humor Friday

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.


—Phyllis Diller

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Humor Friday

I can resist everything except temptation.

Wilde, Oscar

—Oscar Wilde

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