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Humor Friday

I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can’t get killed by a blank?

—Milton Berle (Public Domain)

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Humor Friday

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

—Jackie Mason (by Carl Lender; Creative Commons)

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Humor Friday

You should always live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so.

—Josh Billings (by Sarony Photography; Public Domain)

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Humor Friday

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.

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—Spike Milligan 

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Humor Friday

I get no respect. My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.

—Rodney Dangerfield (Public Domain)

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Humor Friday

What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?

—W. Clement Stone (Public Domain)

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Humor Friday

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me – they’re cramming for their final exam.

—George Carlin (Creative Commons)

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