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Humor Friday

Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, it comes in real handy.

Marx, Groucho PD

—Groucho Marx (public domain)

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Humor Friday

If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

A man rushing towards an exit door color

—Unknown

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Humor Friday

There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one.

Las Vegas strip, Aerial view

—Jack Yelton

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Humor Friday

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

Wilde, Oscar

—Oscar Wilde

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Humor Friday

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.

Steven Wright

—Steven Wright

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I installed a skylight in my apartment. The people who live above me are furious.

Steven Wright

—Steven Wright

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Humor Friday

It is a terrible thing to look over your shoulder when you are trying to lead—and find no one there.

Roosevelt, Franklin D

—Franklin D. Roosevelt

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