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Humor Friday

Do the right thing; it will gratify some people and astonish the rest.

—Mark Twain (Public Domain)

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Even the best intentioned of great men need a few scoundrels around them; there are some things you cannot ask an honest man to do.

—Jean de La Bruyère (Public Domain)

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The stock market has predicted nine of the last five recessions.

—Paul Samuelson, economist (Image Licensed)

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Humor Friday—Holiday Edition

I just got back from a pleasure trip—I took my mother-in-law to the airport.

—Henny Youngman (1957; Public Domain)

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People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.

—Will Rogers (1922; Public Domain)

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Humor Friday

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous – everyone hasn’t met me yet.

—Rodney Dangerfield (Public Domain)

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Humor Friday

I don’t want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too.

—Jack Benny (in 1964; Public Domain)

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