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Humor Friday

If all the economists were laid end to end, they’d never reach a conclusion.

—George Bernard Shaw (1911, by Alvin Langdon Coburn; Public Domain)

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Humor Friday

A budget tells us what we can’t afford, but it doesn’t keep us from buying it.

—William Feather (Public Domain)

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Humor Friday

Get inside information from the president of a company and you will probably lose half your money. If you get it from the chairman of the board, you will lose all of your money.

—Jim Rogers (by FDV—own work; Creative Commons)

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Humor Friday

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I’m happy. I can’t figure it out. What am I doing right?

—Charles M. Schulz (1955, by Roger Higgins; Public Domain)

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Humor Friday

A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.

—W.C. Fields (1938; Public Domain)

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Humor Friday

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.

—George Carlin (Creative Commons)

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Humor Friday

Stay away from negative people, they have a problem for every solution.

—Albert Einstein (1921, by Ferdinand Schmutzer; Public Domain)

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