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Humor Friday

I get no respect. My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.

—Rodney Dangerfield (Public Domain)

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Humor Friday

What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?

—W. Clement Stone (Public Domain)

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Humor Friday

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me – they’re cramming for their final exam.

—George Carlin (Creative Commons)

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Humor Friday

Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory.

—Franklin Pierce Adams (Public Domain)

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Humor (sort of) Friday

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.

—Theodore Roosevelt (1904, Pach Bros.; Public Domain)

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Humor Friday

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

—Oscar Wilde (1882, by Napoleon Sarony; Public Domain)

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Humor Friday

If all the economists were laid end to end, they’d never reach a conclusion.

—George Bernard Shaw (1911, by Alvin Langdon Coburn; Public Domain)

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