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Humor Friday

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

Jerome, Jerome K

— Jerome K. Jerome, English writer and humorist

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Humor Friday

No man goes before his time – unless the boss leaves early.

Marx, Groucho

— Groucho Marx

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Humor Friday

A good speech should be like a woman’s skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest.

Churchill, Winston 2

— Winston Churchill

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There are two things that are more difficult than making an after-dinner speech: climbing a wall which is leaning toward you and kissing a girl who is leaning away from you.

Churchill, Winston 2

— Winston Churchill

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Humor Friday

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

Nicholson, Jack

— Jack Nicholson

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Always forgive your enemies – nothing annoys them so much.

Wilde, Oscar

—Oscar Wilde

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Humor Friday

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.

rogers-will

—Will Rogers

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